Monday, August 31, 2009

Hi, my name is Brad Clooney

I don't want this to come out wrong, but women generally are too picky. A friend of mine wrote a blog called "Woman seeking Man", (I am following her on this site). She has some excellent points and some less than great points. Before reading any further, please read the above blog.
Now that you've read mylifeinrepeat's blog, we can move forward. I think some woman out there would agree that some of those requirements are pretty steep. After asking my other lady-friends their opinion on this matter, one conclusion seemed to arise. Some woman want a moldable, programmable, zombie, robot, toy. "Earth to Meekus", not gonna find one over the age of 14/15.
On to the new statements. Appaerntly, woman have it harder than guys do. Here is the list I have recieved of things woman need to do in order to go out for the night, not the week.
Shower, shave everything, pick an outfit (based on all kinds of crap), nails, shoes, hair, make-up, accessories, and last but not least, purse. Boo-Hoo!!!
First of all, if you have to do all this ask yourself a question. Who are you trying to be? I have gone out plenty of times and have seen woman that look great in the natural. I mean really great. So ponder that for a while ladies.
Now if I wanted to meet a woman at the library, tell me which one. Have you ever tried to talk to girl who is in the middle of studying for a test? Have you ever tried to pick up a woman at the grocery store? Am I really supposed to go to church to find a girl to have some fun with? Do you try to pick them up during her lunch hour, when she's trying to shovel in the only thing she's going to eat all day. Of course guys go to clubs and bars to pick up woman. Hello, that's what they're for. Don't act like you didn't know that. In studies done all around the world, woman refer to clubs and bars as the number one place to pick up guys. That's why they're called "meat markets". Both sexes lose inhabitions after a few cocktails and become much more confident. Now the problem comes when woman don't know how to distinguish a guy who wants to flirt or a guy who wants to go home with them. They think they do, but if they did would we be having these problems.
I am done with this subject for now and hope that responding to someone else's blog doesn't make me dumb. Again, thanks XI.

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