Sunday, August 14, 2011

Bos Primigenius faeces

I want to vent and I'm giong to use as my canvas. I have been called a lot of things in my life. Here are some examples of things I am not: Non Affectionate, Non Sexual, Non Supportive, Non Communicative, No Good S.O.B., Not Passionate, Addict, Someone with low Self- Esteem, A Loser, Non Motivated, A Failure! If anyone is going to say these things to me, it better be someone who intends to get into an actual physical confrontation. I have made mistakes just like every successful person on this Earth. It doesn't matter what I've done, where I've been, or who was there when it happened. What does matter is What I'me doing, Where I'm going, and who is going to get on this ride. I'm so tired of the "Bos Primigenius faeces", I fully intend on proving all of you who said, "I couldn't do it!" wrong. I hate those of you who have been on my back all these years and who have been so negative towards me. You're either my friend or my foe from this point on. People who know me know from experience that I will be there whenever you need me and cut you off if you desert me. Most of my family is on the cut off list, so no one is safe.
Here are some examples of names I want to hear from this day forward: Confident, Motivated, Loyal, Friend, Brother, Son, Cousin, Lover, Passionate, Champion, Intelligent, Clever, Dad.
I don't have much to offer, but what I have can get us through the hardest of times and that is a heart made from the hardest materials in this Universe. It has been tried and tested over the years and it will never fail me, you or us.
Some of you should Google "Bos Primigenius faeces"!  

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

New blog

Hey friends. I have a new blog that I started and it's all about dinosaurs. I really hope you get a chance to read and follow. I'm sure to make you think in this thriller. I really appreciate comments, good or bad. here is the link..... Thanks and read well.

Monday, September 7, 2009

The Wrong Mr. Right

So I've had this friend for about 14 years now, and we've been through a lot together. We have had plenty of time to get away and talk about things that intrigue us. Since high school we have had one issue continue to resurface and become a sizzling conversation. The topic of these conversations is complicated. Why do good girls want the Wrong Mr. Right?

Before anyone reads this and jumps to conclusions, I am not sitting here and proclaiming to be a good guy or Mr. Right. No, not at all, but what I am writing about is the fact that I happen to know a few of these gentlemen. I sometimes sit and wonder about how if they can't seem to be discovered, how will I? How will the other good guys in this world be discovered? Maybe one of these Internet chemistry matching sites can find them a mate?

What do women really want? They say that they would like a man to be settled and stable. They also say that they would like him to be charming, handsome, gentle, romantic, passionate, and a whole bouquet of other fine qualities. But, once again the ladies contradict themselves. I've seen this with my own eyes. I can go to the local grocery market or fashion mall and see the contradictions surround me. What I am saying is that women seem to prefer a more rugged kind of guy. The preferred qualities are actually; mean, chauvinistic, self-centered, greedy, and an all around cheater.

I will touch on this and other previous subjects again in the future, I just wanted to get this out there. See you all soon.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

The Competition

I'm going to get straight into this one. Remember when the competition was just the guy at the other pool table, or the "dork" at the bar? I remember it like it was yesterday. Wait a wasn't yesterday, it was like 3-5 years ago. At first I didn't think much about it and thought that eventually it would go away. Wrong!?!?!? It's been a long time running and this is still going on. I mean really, come on. I wanna give you some stats where I live.

According to the U.S. Census Bureau:

In San Antonio, TX for the 2005-2007 census

650,619 Woman @51.3%

617,365 Men @ 48.7%

Median age is 32.5........WOW

Men are outnumbered by 33,254

Now this would normally be a good thing. If you have read any of my other blogs you would know that it isn't. Not anymore anyways. Consider the fact that most girls are now too afraid to give regular guys a chance or they are looking for the "bad boy"(this will be the topic of my next blog). So back to my point. All guys are looking to date some girl at any given time. If there are 650,619 woman in my area, we have to cut that down by at least a third assumuming those are taken. So now that gives us 433,946 eligable females to work with. Wrong!!!!! Again!!!!! Now let's factor in the new breed; Lesbians or Bi-curious. Let's take out another third assuming they are trying new things. That new number is only 217,073 woman that are sitting around waiting for the left-overs. In San Antonio there is an increasing number of woman that prefer "catnip" compared to men that prefer "wienershnitzel". So we can now figure that there are roughly 600,000 men that are trying to have an encounter with one of 217,073 women in my area. The only real winner from this equation is humanity. We now know how to slow reproduction; be on the same team as your partner.

All I am saying is that women all over the world need to try and open up again. It's not like we live in the '50's and you don't have rights or you are being opressed by a man anymore. If you are, well that's just stupid. If you don't know what I mean, you should really watch "Mad Men" on AMC, it will give you insight on the treatment women recieved in the '50's.

So now the competition isn't just the guy at the other pool table or the "dork" at the bar, it's probably also the waitress, bartender, shot girl, the hotties by the stage, and maybe even your date. Gentlemen, beware of the competition.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Hi, my name is Brad Clooney

I don't want this to come out wrong, but women generally are too picky. A friend of mine wrote a blog called "Woman seeking Man", (I am following her on this site). She has some excellent points and some less than great points. Before reading any further, please read the above blog.
Now that you've read mylifeinrepeat's blog, we can move forward. I think some woman out there would agree that some of those requirements are pretty steep. After asking my other lady-friends their opinion on this matter, one conclusion seemed to arise. Some woman want a moldable, programmable, zombie, robot, toy. "Earth to Meekus", not gonna find one over the age of 14/15.
On to the new statements. Appaerntly, woman have it harder than guys do. Here is the list I have recieved of things woman need to do in order to go out for the night, not the week.
Shower, shave everything, pick an outfit (based on all kinds of crap), nails, shoes, hair, make-up, accessories, and last but not least, purse. Boo-Hoo!!!
First of all, if you have to do all this ask yourself a question. Who are you trying to be? I have gone out plenty of times and have seen woman that look great in the natural. I mean really great. So ponder that for a while ladies.
Now if I wanted to meet a woman at the library, tell me which one. Have you ever tried to talk to girl who is in the middle of studying for a test? Have you ever tried to pick up a woman at the grocery store? Am I really supposed to go to church to find a girl to have some fun with? Do you try to pick them up during her lunch hour, when she's trying to shovel in the only thing she's going to eat all day. Of course guys go to clubs and bars to pick up woman. Hello, that's what they're for. Don't act like you didn't know that. In studies done all around the world, woman refer to clubs and bars as the number one place to pick up guys. That's why they're called "meat markets". Both sexes lose inhabitions after a few cocktails and become much more confident. Now the problem comes when woman don't know how to distinguish a guy who wants to flirt or a guy who wants to go home with them. They think they do, but if they did would we be having these problems.
I am done with this subject for now and hope that responding to someone else's blog doesn't make me dumb. Again, thanks XI.

Men seeking Venusian

What more can I say that the title didn't? First and foremost I dedicate this blog to a friend. That friend knows who they are. I was inspired to finally write down what I've been thinking since puberty.
To start this off I wanna go back to 1992. Remember how simple it was to ask a girl out? I used to write a note on filler paper and pass it to her desk. She usually had only three choices; yes, no, or maybe. If you didn't get yes checked out, you didn't feel stupid, you tried again the next week. Now let's fast forward to 2009. I know it's supposed to be a little more complicated since we are adults now, but come on ladies. Most guys with any sense would start out by picking out the right outfit for the night. An ensemble that says hey here I am, I wore this just for you. Not too much cologne, and the right hair-do. 
That's phase 1, the hard part is yet to come. Phase 2, getting the nerves to actually go up to her. So now what are the choices? Shouldn't they be yes, no, or maybe? Yes, but actually they are martini, cherry vodka sour, or "Thanks for getting all dressed up and building the nerves up to come talk to me, but go away!" I watched the movie "Hitch" the other night and wonder if getting women out of their way is possible. I mean when is the last time you didn't hear a girl say that she has been hurt and wants to be careful? We have been hurt too, and we want to be careful also, but we don't lock ourselves in and wait for Prince Charming to come climb a mountain, slay the dragon and ride us off into the sunset. Am I being dramatic.....NO! I've seen it and heard it a million times. All I'm saying is that there are some great guys out there, I happen to know a few.